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“你是不想把我丢了吧?”
We were leaving a football game in a throng1 of people,and my husband,who never displays affection in public, took my hand. I was delighted. As we walked hand in hand out of the stadium, I looked up at him, smiling, and asked, "You don't want to lose me?"
"No," he said. "I don't want to look for you."
我们到人很拥挤的地方去看足球比赛。我那从来不会在公共场所显露感情的丈夫拉着我的手。我高兴极了。当我们手拉手走出体育场的时候,我抬头看着他微笑着问:“你是不想把我丢了吧?”
“不,”他说,“我是不想去找你。”


昨天我把百度给杀了,临死前他问我为什么要杀他、我只是冷笑一声:你知道的太多了。
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