[短篇] 短片笑话两则

“你是不想把我丢了吧？”
We were leaving a football game in a throng1 of people,and my husband,who never displays affection in public, took my hand. I was delighted. As we walked hand in hand out of the stadium, I looked up at him, smiling, and asked, "You don't want to lose me?"
"No," he said. "I don't want to look for you."
我们到人很拥挤的地方去看足球比赛。我那从来不会在公共场所显露感情的丈夫拉着我的手。我高兴极了。当我们手拉手走出体育场的时候，我抬头看着他微笑着问：“你是不想把我丢了吧？”
“不，”他说，“我是不想去找你。”

二
昨天我把百度给杀了，临死前他问我为什么要杀他、我只是冷笑一声：你知道的太多了。